Heard today

The Big Man called and told me this story:

One of his co-workers was on his way home from work and noticed cars swerving on the highway to avoid a dog standing in the middle of the highway. Being the loving person that this co-worker is, he pulled over and stood in the highway trying to coax the dog into his truck. Another driver pulled up next to him, rolled down the window and yelled, "It's a coyote, you idiot!" 'Nuff said.